100 Thanksgiving Puns That Are Too Good to Pass Up!

I can’t think of anything better than adding some laughter to your Thanksgiving celebration with puns that will have everyone cracking up! 🦃

That’s why I’m excited to share a collection of Thanksgiving puns that are guaranteed to make your holiday even more fun and memorable.

I know this post probably caught your eye because you’re looking for the perfect way to add humor to your Thanksgiving festivities. 🍂 You’ve probably thought, “How can I make my Thanksgiving gatherings more lighthearted and amusing?” I totally get it! Finding the right balance of humor and holiday cheer can be tricky, but with these puns, you’re set to entertain everyone.

A few years ago, I found myself in the same situation, wanting to add a little extra fun to my Thanksgiving dinner. That’s when I realized how simple it can be to incorporate puns into your conversations, cards, or even Instagram captions—think cheesy, corny, and absolutely hilarious.

Since then, I’ve discovered so many Thanksgiving puns that will leave everyone smiling—whether you’re sharing them on a dinner table or slipping them into a festive note.

If you’re ready to have a good laugh this season, these 100 Thanksgiving puns are exactly what you need. From playful wordplay to cheeky jokes, there’s a pun for every part of your holiday.

Let’s dive into these hilarious Thanksgiving puns and bring some joy to your holiday!

100 Thanksgiving Puns That Are Too Good to Pass Up!

  1. “I’m just here for the stuffing… and the stuffed belly.”
  2. “Let’s get basted this Thanksgiving!”
  3. “You cran believe how great this Thanksgiving is going!”
  4. “I’m pumpkin up for this feast!”
  5. “Let’s ketchup over some mashed potatoes!”
  6. “I’m feeling gravy about this Thanksgiving dinner.”
  7. Turkey time! Time to gobble ‘til I wobble!”
  8. “We’re squash-ing all our Thanksgiving goals this year.”
  9. Gravy boats are the best kind of boat.”
  10. Cran you feel the love in the air?”
  11. “Feast your eyes on this stuffed turkey.”
  12. “Don’t be sweet potato—pass the pie!”
  13. Baste me up, Scotty! It’s Thanksgiving!”
  14. “Just wing it—no need for a plan this Thanksgiving!”
  15. “This meal is truly gobble-licious!”
  16. “I’m grateful for the pie—let’s crust together!”
  17. “Let’s yam up and get this feast started!”
  18. Turkey—because it’s a fowl situation if you don’t.”
  19. “The best part of Thanksgiving is the stuffing, no gravy.”
  20. “Let’s talk turkey—I’m stuffed already.”
  21. “No squash allowed! Just pass the pie.”
  22. Cran you help me with the dishes?”
  23. “You butter believe I’m thankful for you!”
  24. “I’m thankful for this food… it’s squash-tacular.”
  25. “I’m having a gourd time at this Thanksgiving dinner.”
  26. “Let’s saucy this Thanksgiving up a notch.”
  27. “Time to gobble ‘til we wobble!”
  28. Turkey? More like jerky—pass the gravy!”
  29. “This stuffing is totally off the cob!”
  30. “I’m stuffed to the brim—who’s got room for pie?”
  31. “Let’s get cran-zy this Thanksgiving!”
  32. “I knot sure what’s better—pie or stuffing!”
  33. “You butter believe this pumpkin pie is to die for!”
  34. “Let’s feast our eyes on this delicious turkey.”
  35. “The squash makes the dish.”
  36. “I’m canned for Thanksgiving—bring on the cranberries!”
  37. “Thanksgiving is all about buttering up your relatives.”
  38. “I’m gobble-ing up all the deliciousness.”
  39. “This stuffing is a real turkey turner.”
  40. “I yam so excited for Thanksgiving dinner.”
  41. “Give thanks and give pie—it’s gobble-tastic!”
  42. “You cran bet I’m eating this entire pie.”
  43. “Let’s pumpkin spice up this dinner!”
  44. “I’m gravy with that decision—bring on the turkey.”
  45. “We’ll meat up at the dinner table.”
  46. “I’m thankful for leftovers. I’ll carve out some time for those.”
  47. “This feast is stuffed with love!”
  48. Baste the turkey, I’ll gobble it up.”
  49. “Let’s wing it and see where the night takes us.”
  50. “I’m a sweet potato pie kind of person.”
  51. “I’m cran-tastic and ready for dinner.”
  52. “Just poultry in motion around here!”
  53. “I’ll be featherly full by the end of this.”
  54. “I’m gravy-full of thanks this Thanksgiving.”
  55. “I’m going to corn the market with this meal.”
  56. “You butter believe I’ll be eating extra gravy.”
  57. “The stuffing is clucking delicious!”
  58. “We’re all just turkey-ing around in this family!”
  59. “Let’s spice things up this Thanksgiving!”
  60. “This turkey has me feathering my nest.”
  61. Cran you feel the love? I’m stuffed with it!”
  62. “Don’t be squash-y—share the mashed potatoes!”
  63. “I’m just winging it for Thanksgiving dinner.”
  64. “That’s one baste of a turkey!”
  65. “Gravy on everything, please. I’m pumped!”
  66. “This stuffing is cooked to perfection.”
  67. “I’m squash-ing those Thanksgiving goals, one bite at a time.”
  68. Turkey is the main event—all other food just follows.”
  69. “Pass the cran-berry sauce—I’m feeling saucy today.”
  70. “Get your pumpkin on. It’s Thanksgiving!”
  71. “I’m on the gravy train this Thanksgiving.”
  72. “Just call me the pie-pusher—I bake your day!”
  73. “This dinner is poultry perfection!”
  74. “You butter believe we’re eating good tonight.”
  75. “Let’s squash all the problems and just eat.”
  76. Gobble ‘til you drop—then take a nap.”
  77. “That sweet potato pie was yam-tastic!”
  78. “I’m gobbling up all the love today.”
  79. “This stuffing is really stuffing me full.”
  80. “Nothing like a squash to add to the pumpkin pie!”
  81. “This turkey is really poultry in motion!”
  82. “Let’s roll with it this Thanksgiving.”
  83. “Get ready to cran all the way to dessert!”
  84. “I’m grateful for gravy… and gravy for everything else.”
  85. “This Thanksgiving, let’s ketchup on all the food.”
  86. “I’ll carve a path to more stuffing.”
  87. “My turkey’s got stuffing that’s gobble-worthy!”
  88. “Who needs crust when the pie is already so sweet?”
  89. “No more squash—only pie now!”
  90. “Time to feast—I’m stuffed with gratitude!”
  91. “I poultry much can’t wait for pie time.”
  92. “A crust of kindness makes the best pie.”
  93. “Let’s get feather-wasted on mashed potatoes!”
  94. “I’m squash-ing into the good food this year.”
  95. Pumpkin all the way to pie town.”
  96. “I’m thankful for all the gravy in my life.”
  97. “Let’s wing it and go for seconds!”
  98. “Grateful for gobble-icious pies and stuffed turkeys.”
  99. “This Thanksgiving is truly gobble-gantic!”
  100. “I’m just here for the corn—it’s ear-resistible!”

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